Sunday, February 22, 2009
I'M A BITCH TODAY

Normally i think i'm a pretty nice person, yoo ask me to do anything for yoo as long as it's said in a reasonably nice way...i'll do it for yoo...but today..i'm just pissed with the whole world. i'm just being damn bitchy now man. take it with a pinch of salt...

I HATE WHINERS. "ai yah...i'm very tired...ai yah...i'm not in good mood...ai yah i'm falling sick liaoz...ai yah this ai yah that...." then after that emo one corner...well if yoo're a girl it's fine..cos girls whine. period. when we were borned to not produce too much testosterone, we were inclined to whine. but guys suck it up man. complain so much for what? sick then sick lah, tired then tired lah, bad mood then bad mood lah. life goes on what. so yoo think yoo sick yoo bad mood yoo tired then how? come up with a solution lah sissy. whining dun get yoo girls man. yoo wanna get hitch? be a man. quit whining.

I HATE MISERS. i'm not born rich. BUT there are some things I just won't be a bitch about. like when 10 people dun mind watching a $10 bucks show, i won't say i dun want watch cos it's too ex. yes, i find $10 expensive but i dun mind spending $10 so that everyone can share an experience together. If someone asked me to share a $7 birthday present for another friend, even if i dun know him well enough, i would still share! because i know by paying the $7 i might be making another person's dream come true or i might be making his/her day when he/she receives the gift, even thought he might not know i had a part in it. stop scrimping every cent on other people just to invest in something luxurious for yoorself. it's just an excuse lor seriously. stop waving yoor dirty hands in front of me... if yoo dun already know. i dun draw an allowance from my parents. i earn the cents i spend. so i have every right to say yoo suck. there's no reason yoo can't do it. if yoo feel the allowance yoo get is not enough then damn it go find another job.

GIRLS WHO SCOLD VULGARITIES. no i dun mean things like shit lah... idiot lah..asshole lah... i'm guilty of this once every blue moon when i get pissed pissed pissed enough i use the F word sometimes. but i'm glad to say in my 21 going 22 years of my life, i can still count with my fingers the number of times i've used that word. to those who can't, yoo're pathetic. i feel sorry for yoor mum. if i had a daughter like yoo, i'll probably feel ashamed of you. go reflect on yoor behaviour.

okay that's all i can think about. this is my 1% bitch moment. the rest of the time i'm 99% angelic. i promise.
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